Wednesday 4 March 2015

On the break up of "The Sarkeesian Effect"

Alpha-Elam Alikum,

Yesterday our journey down the road of truth to the palace of justice was halted by a road block. This road block came in the form of a fat long haired ex-satanist called Jordan Owen who was sobbing like a 4 year old girl (which,if truem would mean he should cheer up cos he now has more rights and freedom than a man or boy)

Jordan fired our very own Davis MJ Aurini from the Sarkeesian effect documentary and then ran away apparently after taking all of the money (actually maybe he is a woman)

We here at J4MB would like to make it clear that we stand by Mr Aurini 100& and we look forward to seeing his final cut of the documentary which we will be selling on both VHS and Beta Max (or should that be Alpha Max)

As for Jordan I say this, Davis claims the tension between the two of you started because you were Jealous of Roosh V and his success with women.
Well Jordan, I understand and would like to help you. I went onto Roosh's computer and found a website he had bookmarked which will give you everything you need to be just as prolific as Roosh.
I will link it at the botom of this article

Best wishes, Dr Mike "If I Can-an" Buchanan

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