Tuesday 17 February 2015

The Abortion Debate? ... Over!


The Abortion Debate? ... Over! 


J4MB: Expanding Faster than a Whores Vagina!



Alpha-laam Alaikum...MOTHER FUCKERS!

I have been extremely busy since we launched ... 2 days ago. 
I have not slept a wink of sleep. Ive been running around like a Blue Bottle with the sunday squits trying to fulfill my many jobs and roles, I am your leader, your father, your spiritual guide/God king and your Uncle's special little secret...oh that sounded dodgy...uh

That was joke...it was i swear..
pls dont use that...look I promise
all of those vile rumors about us are false...
...right? RIGHT? ... bu-bu-bu...
WE ARE NOT PAEDOPHILES ON THE RUN...
...SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ASKING ME...fucking Daily Mail..

Anyway...where was I? 

OH YEEEAHHHHHH...In order to lighten my huge work load today we welcome the newest addition to the J4MB Sexual Justice Warriors...

Please welcome aboard the Justice Train: 

MisanDrySux556 

(not real name)


ATTENTION: DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE PART OF THE J4MB-SJWs?

ARE YOU A HUMAN MAN and/or BOY? 
ARE YOU MOSTLY CONSCIOUS? 
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL YOU NEED...

CONTACT THE J4MB RECRUITMENT HOTLINE ON:
07967 026163

Use the Ref No: W@11K3R

DRESS CODE: NOTHING TIGHT OR GAY!

GOODBYE & STAY ALPHA-AS-FUCK




Sunday 15 February 2015

The Guide to Feminazi Code Words EXPOSED!

Alpha-laam Alaikum my Brothers & little Brothers of Justice,

Today is the beginning of what will be known one day as "The Crotch Wars"

In order to for us to conquer our enemies we must first learn their language.
The ultimate goal of Feminism is to destroy all that is Man...leaving behind a world where jars cannot be opened, where shelves are never put up, where instruction manuals are read in full and plugs are never properly wired.
It will be a world where the traditional nuclear family has been destroyed and all that's left is a planet of fat, sweaty, hairy slags engage in heavy to industrial strength lesbianism.

They have a plan and they have already set it in motion...causing their unsightly flabby stomachs to jiggle and ripple.

They communicate this plan using their own set of words, their own secret language. 
If we want to stand a chance of surviving then must learn this language...and I can teach you.

Unbeknownst to them I managed to infiltrate one of their top secret meetings that were commonly known as "Ann Summers Parties"...wherein they would examine and assess multiple versions and designs of Cyborg penises...penises that they intend to replace us with...all of them were very intimidating (i assume) and very unnaturally bulbous & veiny.

When nobody was looking I snatched one of their handbags containing a copy of The Guide to Feminazi Code Words and then I quickly ran like buggery out of the door and hid inside a wheelie bin in an alleyway, out of sight...they never knew I was there and I hadn't even shaved my beard off.

Please learn and memorize all of these words. Knowing them may just save your life;

The Quimmening: This is when a group of Feminists communicate with each other using a misandrist form of mental telepathy that cannot be picked up by men.
Vaginationalism: A political ideology based on establishing a totally non-penile State 
Con-menstration Camps: The final destination for 98% of us. Extremination camps for men all of which are ran by a load of angry bitches who have got the painters in that week
Bollockaust: The genocide formerly known as the final solution
Saudi Alabia: This will be the name given to the first country that they seize control of
Gynocacry: The female only democratic process established after the men have been exterminated 
Raging Poon-ami: A surge like military invasion of a nation from all sides
De-menstration: The disposing & incineration of a male corpse after removing his skin which will be used to make large "Period week" Granny knickers
Guynosaurus Rex: ...uh...actually i think that's just the name of a porn film I was watching the other night...quite good actually

I dont know who said it , what it means or why it's even relevant but "Knowledge is Power"...and these words give us Power...and Power makes my willy tingle!

Best wishes & Stay Alpha

Dr Michael Philbertimus Prime Mason Buchanan GHB