He'll be right back as soon as the police realise the man in THIS is NOT him ...
... Dr Mason stated that it is humanly IMPOSSIBLE for him to be the very attractive & rational man in that photo because at the time it was taken he was hundreds of miles away in a relaxing country club...apparently he was teaching those 3 young children how to swim ... in case they had to get away from a naked hairy Paedo (played by Dr Buchanan)
We here at J4MB are in no doubt of Dr Buchanan's innocence & we look forward to the glorious day of his return to J4MB!
WE LOVE YOU PHIL!
