THE J4MB SEXUAL JUSTICE WARRIORS ARE BACK!!!!!

HEY EVERYBODY: THE MEN ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!!!!

PAUL-ELAM M'DICKUM!

This post has been written by Davis MJ Aurini...so you know it's gonna be a truly epic piece of literature that absorbs you into a whole new existence...gazing upon the text of Aurini is exactly like one of those super advanced virtual reality/virtually real simulations  ..which apparently, is a dumb male sci-fi fantasy, that has not, does not & will never exist 
Where the hell have J4MB gone?

This was just one of many questions that we were NOT getting asked by anyone, at any and all times...forever...
...it's been nearly 3 years since wwe just vanished without a trace...
3 YEARS WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE WER WERE EVEN ALIVE!!! 

Not one email, letter, Vine, tweet, Snapchat, FetLife, Tinder..Instagram...Grinder NO! UH! ...uh..HAHAHA!! I WAS JOKING & I FOOLED YOU ALL....

....ok, i'll say this once, fucking listen up..

I am NOT Gay! ...

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...I AM Davis MJ Aurini!

My Italian Genetics are 100% Resistant the Gay...And Economics!

ANYWAY THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU GUYS BEING TOTALLY UNCARING CUNTS!
WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE WE DON'T MATTER TO YOU...OR AM I WASTING TIME ASKING?

We didnt get a email for any Nigerian scams, 2nd hand Flesh-Lights, Penis enlargement pills, Penis Pump 4000, Reciept for Penis Pump 4000, Limited edition "Trump Penis Pump" (1.5 inch only sold in China), any Pornsites, XXX Hardcore Softcore BOTH, Gay, Hetero, Trans Barn animal Porn, Crack Baby Porno,
 The Paedos get PeedOver or ANY other spam/junk email from all of those websites i listed that you guys all watch ...right? dont ya? we all know....we dont do we..yeeahhh...aIsnt it mazing how blatantly Obvious that answer should have been to me all along?...

*what follows is an emoji production recreating Davis Aurini's intense but short emotional journey that began the second he realised just how extremely loud, how unnecessarily long & how 35-years -Life levels of illegal that list of websites was*

......😶😳😲😰😬😨😥😣😡😖😑😐........

FIN...

...LOOK NONE OF THIS SHIT I'VE WRITTEN ON HERE MATTERS...COS THE MAIN POINT OF THIS BLOG IS JUST TO SAY...HEY!..YOU WANKERS! THE J4MB BOYS ARE BACK, NOT JUST IN THE RACE BUT ALSO YOUR FUCKING SISTER OOOOOHH!

THIS IS DAVIS AURINI SIGNING OFF!

...I GOTTA RUN AWAY BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVE!

Dr Philbert Mason Buchanan just decided to go on a mystery holiday far far away & possibly forever...

He'll be right back as soon as the police realise the man in THIS is NOT him ... 

... Dr Mason stated that it is humanly IMPOSSIBLE for him to be the very attractive & rational man in that photo because at the time it was taken he was hundreds of miles away in a relaxing country club...apparently he was teaching those 3 young children how to swim ... in case they had to get away from a naked hairy Paedo (played by Dr Buchanan)

We here at J4MB are in no doubt of Dr Buchanan's innocence & we look forward to the glorious day of his return to J4MB!

WE LOVE YOU PHIL!

J4MB MAN-ifesto Part 2: Rape

There has forever been a very heated and, so far, unresolved debate between very reasonable men & batshit crazy bitches regarding the unnecessarily sensitive issue of "Effective Rape prevention".

The Voices of Male Reason have argued that maybe (JUST MAYBE) in some, NOT all, SOME** cases of rape whether it could have been prevented had the woman not gone out looking like a dirty smelly 2 pound an hour bargin bucket pox ridden spunk guzzling loosely-lipped slag faced underaged romanian junkie whores...y'know...just like the dozen or so of them all of whom live*** in the flat next door to me ... AND DESPITE WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING ATM that I have definitely never purchased, used, abused, cannibalised or put in my dead mother's clothes & done a shit on ... NEVER... not as individuals or in a special buy 1 get 2 free type offer ... ever in my life ... OK?****

... Reasonable Men are just saying this;
If a woman voluntarily chooses to go outside the house aka to a public place with people in it (where normal red blooded heterosexual men who cant control themselves and who she doesnt know can see her) and she's made up & dressed in a sexually provocative way ...  she shouldn;t be surprised when she wakes up somewhere in the woods 2 days later with a very sore anus & her eyelids glued shut with jizz ... I mean DUH!

Therefore we need to a) Objectively define what consent is and b) Scientifically determine how much clothing a woman has to wear to almost guarantee avoid being raped.

Now we all know the Islamic burka is too much but the Western mini-skirt is too little. So we propose gettng a grup of top Arabic Imams and Western male scientists in a room to work out the perfect middle point between the burka and the mini-skirt and telling women to wear that so they can live freely.

Consent is easy, basically anything less than the woman running away from you screaming and setting herself on fire...is consent HOWEVER in the event of a woman doing all those things and the man still having sex with her, consent can be given retrospectively via the means of mental telepathy which is totally real.

**some = 99.9-100% of rapes
*** live = by Free choice and/or Chained to the wall
**** You dont believe me do you? well then FUCK YOU!! I GET MORE THAN ENOUGH MINGE FOR FREE WHY WOULD I PAY FOR IT?!?!?WELL??
... bastards :(