Wednesday, 17 June 2015

J4MB MAN-ifesto Part 2: Rape

There has forever been a very heated and, so far, unresolved debate between very reasonable men & batshit crazy bitches regarding the unnecessarily sensitive issue of "Effective Rape prevention".

The Voices of Male Reason have argued that maybe (JUST MAYBE) in some, NOT all, SOME** cases of rape whether it could have been prevented had the woman not gone out looking like a dirty smelly 2 pound an hour bargin bucket pox ridden spunk guzzling loosely-lipped slag faced underaged romanian junkie whores...y'know...just like the dozen or so of them all of whom live*** in the flat next door to me ... AND DESPITE WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING ATM that I have definitely never purchased, used, abused, cannibalised or put in my dead mother's clothes & done a shit on ... NEVER... not as individuals or in a special buy 1 get 2 free type offer ... ever in my life ... OK?****

... Reasonable Men are just saying this;
If a woman voluntarily chooses to go outside the house aka to a public place with people in it (where normal red blooded heterosexual men who cant control themselves and who she doesnt know can see her) and she's made up & dressed in a sexually provocative way ...  she shouldn;t be surprised when she wakes up somewhere in the woods 2 days later with a very sore anus & her eyelids glued shut with jizz ... I mean DUH!

Therefore we need to a) Objectively define what consent is and b) Scientifically determine how much clothing a woman has to wear to almost guarantee avoid being raped.

Now we all know the Islamic burka is too much but the Western mini-skirt is too little. So we propose gettng a grup of top Arabic Imams and Western male scientists in a room to work out the perfect middle point between the burka and the mini-skirt and telling women to wear that so they can live freely.

Consent is easy, basically anything less than the woman running away from you screaming and setting herself on fire...is consent HOWEVER in the event of a woman doing all those things and the man still having sex with her, consent can be given retrospectively via the means of mental telepathy which is totally real.

**some = 99.9-100% of rapes
*** live = by Free choice and/or Chained to the wall
**** You dont believe me do you? well then FUCK YOU!! I GET MORE THAN ENOUGH MINGE FOR FREE WHY WOULD I PAY FOR IT?!?!?WELL??
... bastards :(

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