ANNOUNCING THE FIRST MEN'S RIGHTS FESTIVAL!

Hey Fellas,
It's been a while but that's cos we've been busy trying to come up with yet another way we can exploit and manipulate the rage and hatred of inadequate sexually frustrated males for our own financial gain. But you'll be pleased to know we have finally had a great idea.

J4MB Proudly Presents...SAUSAGE FEST 2016

The first ever MRA Festival 3 days of pretending ur happy wanking into ur tears...A place where Men are Men & Women are advised to look like them to avoid high Rapist element (85-90%)
SAUSAGE FEST 2013
3 Days, 2 stages, 1 Gender
0 Pussy (and u must pretend that ur happy with that)

Tickets cost: Av. Alimony minus Child support...So Men pay at the gate emotionally & with hatred 4 Vaginas ...

Please note that Sausage Fest will not be permitting any sales of Ice Cream due to a Feminazi plot to steal all of it

Anyone Raped in the Festival will only be judged fairly after the security team has decided if ur clothes weren't "asking for it"

No bands, no music, no dancing, no nothing, just men doing what men do...stand around & pretend they don't need anything women-ish

...no hookers allowed (women must allow sex for Free to any many who wants it... No friend zoning allowed on site

Sperm Stealers will be prosecuted please wank into the secure bins by the security moat..the moat of sperm...it will be guarded 24/7

Obviously this is just an idea i had whilst taking a shit this morning so nothing has been done to advance it so far and nor will it be unless YOU are willing to pony up the dough

Send me your money via paypal at UsingMyOwnTearsAsLubeForWanking@gmail.com NOW and maybe this dream, unlike all the others Ive used to rinse you out of your cash, will actually come true

Paul-Elam Alikum, 

Best Wishes Dr Mason