HEY EVERYBODY: THE MEN ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG!!!!
PAUL-ELAM M'DICKUM!
This post has been written by Davis MJ Aurini...so you know it's gonna be a truly epic piece of literature that absorbs you into a whole new existence...gazing upon the text of Aurini is exactly like one of those super advanced virtual reality/virtually real simulations ..which apparently, is a dumb male sci-fi fantasy, that has not, does not & will never exist
Where the hell have J4MB gone?
This post has been written by Davis MJ Aurini...so you know it's gonna be a truly epic piece of literature that absorbs you into a whole new existence...gazing upon the text of Aurini is exactly like one of those super advanced virtual reality/virtually real simulations ..which apparently, is a dumb male sci-fi fantasy, that has not, does not & will never exist
Where the hell have J4MB gone?
This was just one of many questions that we were NOT getting asked by anyone, at any and all times...forever...
...it's been nearly 3 years since wwe just vanished without a trace...
3 YEARS WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE WER WERE EVEN ALIVE!!!
Not one email, letter, Vine, tweet, Snapchat, FetLife, Tinder..Instagram...Grinder NO! UH! ...uh..HAHAHA!! I WAS JOKING & I FOOLED YOU ALL....
....ok, i'll say this once, fucking listen up..
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My Italian Genetics are 100% Resistant the Gay...And Economics!
ANYWAY THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU GUYS BEING TOTALLY UNCARING CUNTS!
WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE WE DON'T MATTER TO YOU...OR AM I WASTING TIME ASKING?
We didnt get a email for any Nigerian scams, 2nd hand Flesh-Lights, Penis enlargement pills, Penis Pump 4000, Reciept for Penis Pump 4000, Limited edition "Trump Penis Pump" (1.5 inch only sold in China), any Pornsites, XXX Hardcore Softcore BOTH, Gay, Hetero, Trans Barn animal Porn, Crack Baby Porno,
The Paedos get PeedOver or ANY other spam/junk email from all of those websites i listed that you guys all watch ...right? dont ya? we all know....we dont do we..yeeahhh...aIsnt it mazing how blatantly Obvious that answer should have been to me all along?...
*what follows is an emoji production recreating Davis Aurini's intense but short emotional journey that began the second he realised just how extremely loud, how unnecessarily long & how 35-years -Life levels of illegal that list of websites was*
...it's been nearly 3 years since wwe just vanished without a trace...
3 YEARS WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE WER WERE EVEN ALIVE!!!
Not one email, letter, Vine, tweet, Snapchat, FetLife, Tinder..Instagram...Grinder NO! UH! ...uh..HAHAHA!! I WAS JOKING & I FOOLED YOU ALL....
....ok, i'll say this once, fucking listen up..
I am NOT Gay! ...
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...I AM Davis MJ Aurini!
My Italian Genetics are 100% Resistant the Gay...And Economics!
ANYWAY THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU GUYS BEING TOTALLY UNCARING CUNTS!
WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE WE DON'T MATTER TO YOU...OR AM I WASTING TIME ASKING?
We didnt get a email for any Nigerian scams, 2nd hand Flesh-Lights, Penis enlargement pills, Penis Pump 4000, Reciept for Penis Pump 4000, Limited edition "Trump Penis Pump" (1.5 inch only sold in China), any Pornsites, XXX Hardcore Softcore BOTH, Gay, Hetero, Trans Barn animal Porn, Crack Baby Porno,
The Paedos get PeedOver or ANY other spam/junk email from all of those websites i listed that you guys all watch ...right? dont ya? we all know....we dont do we..yeeahhh...aIsnt it mazing how blatantly Obvious that answer should have been to me all along?...
*what follows is an emoji production recreating Davis Aurini's intense but short emotional journey that began the second he realised just how extremely loud, how unnecessarily long & how 35-years -Life levels of illegal that list of websites was*
......😶😳😲😰😬😨😥😣😡😖😑😐........
FIN...
...LOOK NONE OF THIS SHIT I'VE WRITTEN ON HERE MATTERS...COS THE MAIN POINT OF THIS BLOG IS JUST TO SAY...HEY!..YOU WANKERS! THE J4MB BOYS ARE BACK, NOT JUST IN THE RACE BUT ALSO YOUR FUCKING SISTER OOOOOHH!
THIS IS DAVIS AURINI SIGNING OFF!
...I GOTTA RUN AWAY BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVE!
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